Posted by: andre (real one)
07/01/2001, 16:58:47
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Ever since alphafemale dumped me I've been devastated.
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Posted by: alphafemale_
07/01/2001, 17:01:00
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What did you expect?! You hit on my 8 year old niece.
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Posted by: andre (real one)
07/01/2001, 17:07:38
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FIRST OF ALL!! Your niece stole my viagra. She was laughing at me so I smacked her in the jaw. I didnt hit on her, I hit her.
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Posted by: alphafemale_
07/01/2001, 17:08:41
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Why did you give her "CPR" when she was down? She didnt need air!!!
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Posted by: andre (real one)
07/01/2001, 17:09:27
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Posted by: the real andre ®
07/03/2001, 00:45:24
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Look...She said she was 18.
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Posted by: Webmaster
07/03/2001, 17:28:10
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Sometimes I just dont get this place. And I made it.
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Posted by: David
12/09/2001, 23:59:42
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ok if you couldnt tell an 8 year old from an 18 year old your wacked out man!!!!!!
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Posted by: michael ®
05/16/2002, 09:44:10
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I'm looking for a girl that knows how to give a good back massage. Sex in return
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Posted by: Mr_Poopypants ®
05/21/2002, 09:44:05
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One time I made my mom some popcorn, but instead of butter, I wiped my poopy toilet paper all over the top of it. I said "here mommy, have some poopcorn" and then she ate it because she thought I said "popcorn" not "poopcorn" so it's not my fault. She needs to learn to pay attention.
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